Best dating pick up lines ever
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So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in? I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart. I laugh at things I'm attracted to, what about you? Baby girl you remind me of a tide pod so clean until I eat you then make me poisoned in your love I'm like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet. I like your boooty arrrgh You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop. Roses are Red, Violets are blue, give me some head while I'm taking a poo. I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
"Smile if you want to sleep with me." (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.) "You see that door over there? You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation! I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship? Your like my false teeth, I can't smile without you. Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.
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Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer." Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend..you want to be my friend? Cause I got the STD all I need is U "You wanna go skinny dipping... " Would you like to come back to my place and eat cereal and watch cartoons? cause i'd bang you "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. Call me a pirate and give me that booty Are you an architect?
Would you hold my hand so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? And one that, as far as I know, I came up with myself: Baby, I'm the boy your mamma warned you about. Best of Pickup Boy Meme: Hey do you have a bandaid?
Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after." Hi, I was looking for a new friend and my boxers pointed at you. I'm like a celebrity going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early. " (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to? I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw "You've stolen my heart away. Do you know the best way to stop back pain and lose 20 pounds? Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.