Best dating pick up lines ever

19-Sep-2017 19:44

) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentence Without Spaces. " Girl, you know you can't resist....cankles like these. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. If I got a nickel for every person I saw in the world as beautiful as you, I'd have...a nickel. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? One of my favorites: If there is ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, TO you, just let me know. They're beautiful, inspiring, and hard to look away from. Has NASA planned their next mission to study your heavenly body? I hope you like bad boys, because when the Disney channel told me to get my parents permission before going online, I didn't. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. Would you hold my hand so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? And one that, as far as I know, I came up with myself: Baby, I'm the boy your mamma warned you about. Best of Pickup Boy Meme: Hey do you have a bandaid? Yea..doesn't have my number in it always liked this one : I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only onetalking to you. I don't know about best, but I saw this one from the Pick Up Line Guy Meme Guy - How are you doing?

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Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? I'm a proctologist; the sign on my office door says park in rear.' Are you an alien? I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more Are you Stacey's mom? Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants. Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river I'm hot, can I take your pants off. I find your lack of nudity disturbing You remind me of my appendix. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.

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